Give us your best dad joke.
“Ummm, its a dirty joke… a boy fell into the mud.”
— Senior Jameson Baldwin (12)
“Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Nope, cause you can’t see them!”
— Sheriff Daniel Newman
“My mom sent me to the store to get a six pack of Sprite. When I got home I realized I picked 7-Up.”
— JT Souza (11)
“What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.”
— Athletic Director Mr. Rouse
“What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.”
— Maggie Beck
When was the last time you fell asleep in class?
“I fell asleep during testing two weeks ago.”
— Chase Langford (11)